You threw me into the spikes, pushed me into lazors, hit me with frisbees and caused me to fall into the jizz-milk-water stuff and lit me on fire so many times
And we were on the same pissing team!
You know what, that tears it, when you’re here again I’m putting you through video game boot camp. I’m gonna turn you into the best dang gamer and you’re gonna like it. You’ll be able to hold your own against Slathe when I’m done with you. You got that, buckaroo?