mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(via freaking-ray-of-sunshine)


unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

(via ley-von-crimson-river)


Q
~love~
A

Rage


whitefangdon:

segomyeggo:

segomyeggo:

I made a follow up to this post of personal experiences.

Check it out guys, my smut post is at almost 30k notes

Hot damn look at all these people that suck at writing smut

MEMBER OF WHAT OMFG

(via eternity-hero)


idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

(via eternity-hero)


you underestimate the internet and dildos
Slathe 8-16-2014

Me and Coon shared a water bottle once. Therefore we have indirectly kissed


You threw me into the spikes, pushed me into lazors, hit me with frisbees and caused me to fall into the jizz-milk-water stuff and lit me on fire so many times
And we were on the same pissing team!
You know what, that tears it, when you’re here again I’m putting you through video game boot camp. I’m gonna turn you into the best dang gamer and you’re gonna like it. You’ll be able to hold your own against Slathe when I’m done with you. You got that, buckaroo? 
It’s happening.

You threw me into the spikes, pushed me into lazors, hit me with frisbees and caused me to fall into the jizz-milk-water stuff and lit me on fire so many times

And we were on the same pissing team!

You know what, that tears it, when you’re here again I’m putting you through video game boot camp. I’m gonna turn you into the best dang gamer and you’re gonna like it. You’ll be able to hold your own against Slathe when I’m done with you. You got that, buckaroo? 

It’s happening.